December 2009
58 posts
Lesson learned.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
You: hey
Stranger: Tell me a secret.
You: i have candy corn in my back pocket. but i dont tell anyone because i dont want someone to steal it.
Stranger: I'll be right there to steal it.
Stranger: Mwahahaha.
You: :( i should have never told you.
Stranger: This is why you should never trust anyone ever.
Stranger: oh well.. i've got no choice in the matter
You: don't worry, barb. i wont tell no one.
Stranger: better not.. i have a couple of feather kits in my possessing and if word gets out.. someone is getting tied up and tickled
You: NOT THE FEATHER KITS. ANYTHING BUT THE FEATHERS.
averycakes:
nick arnett. i love you. because youre friends with Mona. and you use omegle. just sayin’.
hahaha well anyone who’s friends with mona and uses omegle is pretty awesome, so i guess that makes two of us! :)
Ok, this one made me laugh.
Stranger: hiii
You: Hey.
Stranger: Horny?
You: No thanks.
Stranger: Sorry.
You: No problem, happy new year!
Stranger: You too!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Kayla: Why do bad things always happen to you?
Me: I don't know, but you're not the first person to ask me that.
I love how when I write, I realize things I never knew about myself.
Am I the only one amused?
lindseytipton:
tjustine:
lindseytipton:
I think it’s funny that a bunch of loud obnoxious idiots are going to write many grammatically incorrect letters full of spelling errors which will only serve to prove that South Side students are illiterate. Which isn’t true. But it’s going to seem like it is. They’ve already applied for the grant. Nothing can be said in a letter to stop them from...
holdonnowyoungster:
raychelmargaux:
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To everyone planning on going to this meeting tomorrow -
You should be writing letters to the state, not Wendy Robinson. She can’t do anything, FWCS was pretty much forced into this situation. The state is the one causing the problems. If we don’t go through with the changes they’ve proposed, the state has the power (and has threatened to) come in and wipe the slate clean -...
Ok, so, I’ve changed my mind a bit from what I said earlier after I looked into it more.
I guess we all have our moments when we speak before thinking :)
FWCS "Reinvention plan"
Now I know I’m not usually a person who’s too outspoken about politics or issues in local/national government, but this one got me a little fired up today.
There’s been rumors floating around the past couple of weeks about FWCS plans to go after some of Obama’s “Race to the Top” funds with the rest of the state. Yesterday’s school board meeting pretty...
World At Large - Modest Mouse
I’m finally past page 30. One more essay, then I’m moving on to chapter 19. I’m so much further behind than I hoped I would be by now. I probably should have worked on it more last night instead of staying up and watching According to Jim.
Independent study, you kill me.
What I learn from COPS...
This is what I learned while watching COPS with Rachelle earlier:
1.) Putting Girls in the Tank - Arresting prostitutes and putting them in jail.
2.) Selling Your Wears - Engaging in prostitution.
3.) Get a Date - Have sex with a prostitute.
If you’re 55 years old but look like you’re 80, and wear glitter all over you’re face, do NOT go walking down a highway in the middle of...
imeem is myspace music now?
i don’t like this.
Dear Mr. President,
Though I’m not a huge fan of either party, lately - I haven’t been you’re biggest critic. I’ve been more open to your ideas, and more supportive of your plans over the past year.
But at the moment - I’m not your biggest fan, either.
During a time when our country’s economic situation has jeopardized the financial security of hundreds of thousands of families...
If I put “…” at the end of something, that means I have something more to say. So ask me what it is.
But maybe you’re not smart enough to figure that out.
This week, I’ve realized what matters most to me, and what I’m truly thankful for in life. Even though sometimes I feel like life isn’t fair, I’ve realized that when you look at it from just one perspective - it’s always going to seem unfair. You have to look at all sides of the story to get the full picture. Maybe it isn’t life that’s unfair, but our...
Really? Snowstorm next week?
Santa, I would like an early Christmas present, please.
This was the lady in front of me at Burger King earlier. I wanted to laugh so hard.
Server: Welcome to Burger King, can I take your order?
Lady: Yes, I wanna whopper wit EXTRA pickles, onions, and ketchup. And a small fry.
Server: Ok, I have a whopper with extra pickles, a..
Lady: No, no! I said EXTRA pickles. I want a lot of them.
Server: Ok no problem. I have a whopper with a lot of extra pickles, and a small fry.
Lady: No I said I wanted ketchup and onions on that too.
Server: I know, but whoppers already come with ketchup and onions on them.
Lady: Ok, I just wanted to make sure we had that clear.
Server: Ok so again, I have a whopper with extra pickles, ketchup, and onions, and a small fry.
Lady: Sir, I said I wanted EXTRA pickles. Can you please, please, PLEASE put a lot of pickles on there? I really want a lot of pickles.
Server: Ok... I have a whopper with EXTRA pickles, onions, ketchup, and a small fry. Please pull around to the second window.
Lady: Ok thank you so much! I just wanted to make sure we had an understanding that I wanted a lot of pickles.