Intellect: Archive

Don't change; don't stay the same

I’m a huge advocate of change. I believe there is nothing more deadly than getting stuck in a routine doing the same things, talking to the same people, and getting comfortable with your life. But sometimes, I hate change. I hate it with everything in me. When did you turn into an idiot, and why are you so blind to it?

Jul 2nd

Jun 17th

Mar 13th

It’s taken me a long time to realize my worth in this world.. but I think I’m finally getting there.

Feb 4th

Let's just sweep this one under the rug

I’m ready for a new year. I’ve got high hopes for you, 2011. Show me what you’ve got.

Jan 1st

5 notes

There has only ever been one thing I wanted in life. I have yet to find it.

Dec 7th

All I ever wanted from you was an apology.

Sep 26th

Blue eyes, blue eyes, what’s the matter, blue eyes?

Feb 25th

I’m pretty sure I care about your opinion too much. And I’m pretty sure I shouldn’t.

Feb 25th

Feb 24th

1,016 notes

Feb 24th

6,539 notes

Feb 24th

215 notes

Feb 23rd

555 notes

Feb 22nd

171 notes

I'm waiting for you to remember who you are,

but I’m losing hope in that.

Feb 22nd

Feb 21st

5,966 notes

Why I don't like today:

Mistake #1: Believing that I could eat a hamburger one day after getting my wisdom teeth out. Mistake #2: Taking medicine all weekend long so I didn’t feel any of the pain. Mistake #3: Leaving all my homework for today when I’m hungry, sore, tired, have a headache, no caffeine, no car, and I’m paying for that hamburger I tried to eat yesterday.. even with the pain medicine. I...

Feb 21st

I’m realizing now that being forced to face reality is more of a blessing than a curse.

Feb 16th

Feb 14th

229 notes

Feb 14th

Dear Al,

Remember when my fourth grade teacher introduced me to you? He told me that someday, you and I would be best friends. Nick Arnett and Mr. Al Ge Bra. No, Al, we will never be best friends.

Feb 13th

I JUST REALIZED THAT CUPID AND STUPID RHYME. …well, sort of.

Feb 13th

Lately, I've realized everything makes me sick.

..I’m pretty sure I can blame it on Valentine’s Day. Thanks, Cupid.

Feb 13th

Feb 10th

Life, I think we should talk.

I don’t hate you. So why do you hate me?

Feb 10th

It's Saturday night,

who wants to hang?

Jan 23rd

436 notes

Jan 23rd

330 notes

I hate how something can be so perfect one moment, but be so painful at the same time. I wish I would’ve seen this coming. It’s been a year. Why do I feel like I haven’t moved at all? Why do I still feel the same way?

Jan 19th

Watch

So I found this video from last May. And apparently other people found it to, since some random girl left a comment saying “hahaha… white boy can’t dance…” …some people just don’t have taste.

Jan 15th

Oh, it's Sunday night?

austinlewellen: narnett: Guess it’s time to start on that court case presentation I’ve been putting off for a week.. Exactly what I said an hour ago. Hahaha. I probably won’t start it until tomorrow.. I procrastinate on everything in that class.

Jan 11th

Oh, it's Sunday night?

Guess it’s time to start on that court case presentation I’ve been putting off for a week..

Jan 11th

I really hate..

being lied to. Grow up please, we’re not in daycare. I’d rather have the truth from you than lies, even if the truth isn’t something I want to hear.

Jan 6th

clientsfromhell: Client: This press release you wrote would be better if you included more logos. It needs more logos. Me: I think the actual content is more important. Client: No one around here cares what the press release actually says. Just do what I tell you and add more logos.

Jan 5th

21 notes

clientsfromhell: I was discussing changes with a client for a news website, which had an atrocious design. One of the most annoying things was that every single link opened up in a new window. Me: I think it would be better if links opened up in the same browser window — having everything open up in a new page is a little frustrating for users. Client: I don’t understand this. Doing it the way...

Jan 5th

33 notes

Jan 3rd

356 notes

Its been a long night.

Taylor: So why did you give it to her?
Me: Well she's a nice kid...
Taylor: Oh good lorf
Me: Haha oh jefus

Jan 3rd

Lesson learned.

 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
You: hey
Stranger: Tell me a secret.
You: i have candy corn in my back pocket. but i dont tell anyone because i dont want someone to steal it.
Stranger: I'll be right there to steal it.
Stranger: Mwahahaha.
You: :( i should have never told you.
Stranger: This is why you should never trust anyone ever.

Dec 28th

Stranger: oh well.. i've got no choice in the matter
You: don't worry, barb. i wont tell no one.
Stranger: better not.. i have a couple of feather kits in my possessing and if word gets out.. someone is getting tied up and tickled
You: NOT THE FEATHER KITS. ANYTHING BUT THE FEATHERS.

Dec 28th